Sunday, 30 June 2013

Males VS Females


A man walks into a bar and looks depressed. Bartender comes over and with a great show of compassion, gives him a beer on the house.  

“Something bothering ya pal?” the bartender asks.
“The wife and I had a fight,” the man said, “she doesn’t like it when I say the word ‘bitch’.”

“Why is that?”

“She thinks I need to learn her mother’s real name.”

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    A couple I know were discussing their wallpaper, which had just been hung. Dave was annoyed at Debby's indifference to what he felt was a poor job.  

“The problem is that I'm a perfectionist and you're not,” he finally said to her.
    
“Exactly!” she replied. “That's why you married me and I married you.”  
 
 


 
 
  
 

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