Blonde Jokes

Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at that dog with one eye!” 

The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes, “Where?”

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One day a guy is driving down the road and accidentlly hit's a chicken. Knowing that the chicken belonged to the blonde farmer down the road he thought he would go over and tell the blonde what had happened as he was an honest guy. 

When he gets there he apologized for running over what he thought was the blonde farmer's chicken. 

“What make's you think it's mine?” asked the blonde farmer. 

“Well you raise this type of chicken around here don't you?” said the guy. 

“Yes, but not flat one's like that.” answered the blonde.  

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One day two blondes are hunting when the one shout's to the other, “Come look at these deer track's I've found!”

So the other one comes over to take a look. “Those aren't deer track's, those are wolf track's!”

“No they're deer track's,” said the other. 

“No they're wolf track's,” insisted the other. So the two stand there and start arguing. Half an hour later they were both killed by a train.

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Two blondes decide to go to the dog pound and each get a puppy. After arriving home, one blonde says to the other, “How are we going to tell them apart?” 

The other blonde replied, “I know, I'll give my puppy a red bow, and you can give your puppy a blue one.”

The next day the first blonde comes back and says, “Oh no, I can't tell them apart. They ripped the bows off when they were playing.” 

The second blonde says, “I know, I'll give my puppy a red collar, and you give yours a blue one.”

The next day, the blonde returns. “Oh no, they've taken they're collars off while playing, I can't tell them apart.” 

The other blonde says, “I know, why don't I take the black puppy, and you take the white one?”