Horny

Little 6-year old John Smith’s parents felt really horny at 11 a.m. on sunday and wanted to make love, but had to get John away for at least one hour. So they told him to go to the balcony and report all activities of their neighbours for the next hour. Being the innocent, dutiful son he was raised to be, he did as he was told.  

His parents amused themselves, and then came the formality of the report at 12 p.m.  

John said, “For the past hour, the Wilsons were watching TV, Mr. Cole was playing the piano, the Johnsons were playing carrom together and the Donalds were having sex.”  

His parents were shocked! They asked him, “How do you know that?” 

He said, “Their son was out on the balcony too.”