Sunday, 23 September 2012

Three Funny Stories

Three Fundamental

There are 3 fundamental truths about religion:

1) Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Son of God.

2) Protestants don't recognize the Pope as the Vicar of Christ.

3) Baptists don't recognise each other at the bar on Saturday nights.


Here is the story of an Imam who got up after Friday prayers and announced to the people:

“I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets.”

Religious Perspective

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.

A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says, “You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers, ‘Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl’.”

The man says, “But I am not a New Yorker.

“Oh, then it will say in newspapers in the morning, ‘Brave American saves life of little girl’,” the policeman answers.

“But I am not an American” says the man.

“Oh, what are you then?”

The man says, “I am a Saudi.

The next day the newspapers says, ‘Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog.’

Americannnn. Never admits.

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