2 Short Jokes – Homework And On The Bus

A teacher is talking to a student. 

Teacher : Did your father help your with your homework?  

Student : No, he did it all by himself.  

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On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.  

“What's the matter? Are you sick?” 

“No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see an old lady standing.”